You're A Criminal As Long As You're Mine

THIS IS IT!

We are finally in the final four-day stretch. (today, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday!!!)

Our schedule for Tuesday will look a little something like this...

12 PM
Lunch at Mama Fu's (or Sushi King...John, did we ever officially decide?)
1 PM
Hit the road!
4:30 PM
Arrive at the Sprint Centre in Kansas City
8 PM
LADY GAGAAAAAAAAAAAA.
11 PM
Hit the road!
2:30 AM
Arrive home safely

So obviously, we need to figure a few things out:
1. What the heck are we wearing to the show?
2. What are we going to do to entertain us in line for 3.5 hours?
3. Who's driving home?
4. Where can we buy ready-to-go espresso syringes?
5. Are pickles really vegetables?

Yes.
We clearly have a LOT to ponder.

The good news:

We have four unbelievably short days until we're standing in the presence of Her Royal Scariness, Lady Gaga. The thought of that makes my skin tingle, and a little bit of vomit rise in my throat. (or maybe that's because I just finished watching her music video for "Bad Romance"?)

In any case...

I'm gaga for Gaga!

Just dance, gonna be OK

LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL!!!!!

Update:

FedEx Retweeted me on Twitter!

I just thought it was funny...

Don't call my name, Fernando

"Wrote a song about your eyes

ate a slice of cherry pie.

I cried all night."

Wonderful - Lady Gaga, duh

Classic.

well we may not get herpes, but glitter IS the herpes of the arts and crafts world, so we'll need to watch out for that...

I got my hairs cut, so now we'll look like bonafied superstars! or indie kids, whatevs.

-gasp-

MELMA.

we need to plan our outfits so we don't match.

or we can match.

no, that would look stupid.

I think I shall be wearing a scarf.

yes.

We're gonna be taking lots of pictures!!

So many pictures to take, probably some videos too!

I'm so excited for this. so so excited.

I guess about 4 days left... I work for 3 of them.

this is a late night post, goodness sakes.

I'm gonna sleep. that'll make time go faster. yeah.

maybe I can sleep when I'm not working, then we'll be driving up in no time!

...too bad I have to eat and stuff :/

oh well.

"Eh, eh, there's nothing else I can say"

...for now.

I'm Bluffin' with My Muffin'

Some of Lady Gaga's lyrics just don't make sense. I have excerpted some of her songs to use as examples:

I won't tell you that I love you,
Kiss or hug you,
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin.
I ain't lyin',
I'm just stunnin' with my love glue-gunnin'.
-Poker Face

I want your psycho,
Your vertical stick.
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick.
-Bad Romance

Half-psychotic, sick, hypnotic,
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic.
Half-psychotic, sick, hypnotic,
Got my blueprint, it's electronic.
-Just Dance

Shadow is burnt,
Yellow dance and return,
My lashes are dry,
Purple teardrops I cry.
-Paparazzi

It goes without saying that there are some pretty questionable lyrics in Gaga's music. Post any that you find amusing, if you are so inclined. :)

It also goes without saying that I don't give a crap more or less because in SIX days, I'll be standing right in front of Lady Gaga's glittered/sequined/mirrored tightsuit's crotch listening to these bizarre lyrics and having the time of my life.

I could go without the crotch part, but that's just life, I guess. :\

...I wonder if you can catch herpes just by standing close enough.

Don't want no Paper Gangster

oh Melma.

Go back to your home on Whore Island.

JUUUUUUST KIDDING!

cause you wouldn't be back in time for our KC adventure!

I'm going to have to do the same and listen to Mama Monster nonstop for the next week, I have to go buy her CDs now though, since I have about 3 of her songs on this computer...

ILOVEYOUTUBE!

you should really look up some of these covers...ok some are horrid, but there are some legit ones too! I really have no idea how to do stuff with that YouTube sidebar and I'll leave that to Melma, but look some up!

I have a pretty good idea of what I'm going to wear, but I understand girls have a hard time picking stuff out... I ordered some shoes and I hope they'll be in soon!

maybe Jonnifer and Melma need another shopping trip? we could get to KC real early and try to shop some? I think that would be funderful. yes. we will rock the town!

Well my rambling has been sufficient for one post. I'm gonna enjoy some Lady Gaga and sun.

have a Gaga-tastic day...losers.

-Jonnifer

Bang Bang, We're Beautiful and Dirty Rich

I took the liberty of posting the first blog. Hope Jonnifer doesn't mind. I find it best to keep men in the dark when covertly blogging behind their backs. ;)

So.

The basic purpose of this blog is to keep you, the collective audience, informed as to our epic adventure to go see Lady Gaga in concert next Tuesday, 3 August, at the Sprint Centre in Kansas City. For a whopping $123, we'll get to stand within 50 feet of Gaga herself, and will have the majority of our hearing destroyed. To live a little, you gotta die a little.

What exactly we'll blog about is up in the air. Feelings, plannings, financings...so boring. Consequently, I suppose this blog will be full of ramblings and general tomfoolery.

For example, I think John is a pompous cow.

See? Rambling AND tomfoolery. Isn't it delightful?

ANYWAY...

Today, I will spend an unreasonable amount of time watching Lady Gaga videos on YouTube (see the video feed on the upper right side of this page), listening to a full collection of her music on my iTunes, and planning what to wear to the show next week.

Any suggestions as to how to make this day more productive are strictly discouraged and will be deleted immediately.

Enjoy your Gaga-less day. Sucks to be you. :)