I'm Bluffin' with My Muffin'

Some of Lady Gaga's lyrics just don't make sense. I have excerpted some of her songs to use as examples:

I won't tell you that I love you,
Kiss or hug you,
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin.
I ain't lyin',
I'm just stunnin' with my love glue-gunnin'.
-Poker Face

I want your psycho,
Your vertical stick.
Want you in my rear window,
Baby, you're sick.
-Bad Romance

Half-psychotic, sick, hypnotic,
Got my blueprint, it's symphonic.
Half-psychotic, sick, hypnotic,
Got my blueprint, it's electronic.
-Just Dance

Shadow is burnt,
Yellow dance and return,
My lashes are dry,
Purple teardrops I cry.
-Paparazzi

It goes without saying that there are some pretty questionable lyrics in Gaga's music. Post any that you find amusing, if you are so inclined. :)

It also goes without saying that I don't give a crap more or less because in SIX days, I'll be standing right in front of Lady Gaga's glittered/sequined/mirrored tightsuit's crotch listening to these bizarre lyrics and having the time of my life.

I could go without the crotch part, but that's just life, I guess. :\

...I wonder if you can catch herpes just by standing close enough.